ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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