naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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