Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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