throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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