CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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