best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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