what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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