'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
sex in a hospital.. check
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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