He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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