it hurts more in the daytime
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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