She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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