it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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