just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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