Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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