I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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