How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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