Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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