Define "chronic" masturbator.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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