He is an equal opportunity slut.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Randomize