hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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