oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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