I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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