yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
