if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
that may or may not have been my penis.
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