I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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