i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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its like you know when i get waxed
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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