the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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