I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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