Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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