If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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