He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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