You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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