i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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