The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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