She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
This toilet bowl is my home.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
