dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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