If i come over, it means nothing
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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