he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Two words: blizzard sex
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
