garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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