Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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