so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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