i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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