Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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