Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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