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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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