sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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