My nipple is on Facebook.
so that wasnt chicken after all
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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