so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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