weddingsv make me drug and hornr
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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