Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Alive.
So much puke
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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