a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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