What did we do last night that was yellow?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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