It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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