Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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