i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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